“Reasons to be a mermaid: No periods. No pants. Perfect hair. You get to lure men into their death. Also free clam bra.”
A great way to get smiles spreading in any room…now and all year ’round. (And not break the bank!)
Humorous, useful, and modestly priced, this versatile towel will put a smile on the face of any lucky recipient—and a spring in their step as well! You might hear some hootin’ and a hollerin’ but that’s okay—it’s the normal reaction we see everyday as clients read them eagerly to each other out loud with gusto.
Whether in the kitchen, powder room or bar, they’re always a hit.
Insider’s tip: To really set your gift apart, pair a couple different towels with a bottle of wine or champagne. You’ve got a sure winner.
Safety Caveat: In case you’re thinking “Oh, it’ll be easy to make a clam bra to go with it,” don’t do it! This is the Voice of Experience speaking. It’s all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. So put down that drill. 🙂
100% cotton, easily washable, treat as anything else if you get a stain on it. Use it, enjoy it, don’t worry about it.
And spread the joy!
Measurements: 20″ x 26″