“I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that’s where that bitch can stay until she apologizes.”
A great way to get smiles spreading in any room…now and all year ’round. (And not break the bank!) (Or the scale!)
Humorous, useful, and modestly priced, this versatile towel will put a smile on the face of any lucky recipient—and a spring in their step as well! You might hear some hootin’ and a hollerin’ but that’s okay—it’s the normal reaction we see everyday as clients read them eagerly to each other out loud with gusto.
Whether in the kitchen, powder room or bar, they’re always a hit.
Insider’s tip: To really set your gift apart, pair a couple different towels with a bottle of wine or champagne. And if you’re brave…chocolates. You’ve got a sure winner.
100% cotton, easily washable, treat as anything else if you get a stain on it. Use it, enjoy it, don’t worry about it.
And spread the joy!